Adulting is a Bitch

Last week I reported that I am innumerate. It’s like being illiterate only it’s about numbers. Numbers mean nothing to me. For example, I don’t know how far it is to Charlotte from Black Mountain or how far to the moon. I do know it’s farther to the moon, but not by...

Not Too Bright

Perfect tote to take to work, but only if your boss doesn’t speak French. My motto is ignorance is bliss. I prefer to keep my knowledge on a “need to know” basis, especially when it comes to my finances, and my attitude is always it’s better not to know too...

Holly F-ing Jolly

Ruth with Mr. and Mrs. Claus On December 1 at 4:30 and I was alone in the shop nervously waiting for the festivities to begin; for the good times to roll, for Holly Jolly to begin. In other words, for the shit to hit the fan. I know I sound like the Grinch. I feel...

So What’s Your Dosha?

I am interested in Ayruvedic Medicine and study it as a way to be my best. Ayrurveda is a 5000 year old science that divides our body types into three major categories: Vata, Pitta, and Kaffa, although there are many combinations possible.  The science makes...

Not My Customer!

Max is wearing a Peaky Blinders hat complete with (fake) razor blade. Found only at Chifferobe in different colors and sizes. Even though I am listening to bright and breezy show tunes on Amazon, I was cast into a bad mood by some people who just breezed through here....