Happy New Year!

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The new year is approaching and it’s time for my New Year’s Resolutions.

  1. Wear more colorful clothes. Life is too short to wear black…as if I did!
  2. Say what I mean, even if people don’t want to hear it.
  3. Eat more gluten. With all these people cutting back, there is plenty of it available.
  4. Ease up on exercise. I don’t need to try so hard.
  5. Spend money without feeling any guilt. Years of shaming about spending took their toll, but I am done.
  6. Drink more espresso. Regular coffee is for wussies.
  7. Force Ron to eat vegetables. Green jello is NOT a vegetable.
  8. Pare down the stuff we don’t use or wear. Ron is not going to like this one!
  9. Be kind to unpleasant people.
  10. March on Washington.