Lorraine’s Latest Woes

Lorraine’s Latest Woes

Dog in Christmas Finery It was that magical/stressful time between Thanksgiving and Christmas and Lorraine found herself daydreaming about holidays past and anxious about the pressures of Christmas present. She loved the holidays, but wanted everything to be perfect,...
What a Surprise on Cherry St!!

What a Surprise on Cherry St!!

The dust had settled on Cherry Street after the influx of tourists for the Thanksgiving weekend. All that was left was a heap of turkey carcasses, bins of empty wine bottles, and the memory of overeating and falling asleep in front of Netflix. The residents of 44...
Frederick Prepares for the Holidays

Frederick Prepares for the Holidays

It was Halloween Eve and Frederick awoke at 44 Cherry Street with a song in his head, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!” Everyone knew that Halloween was the official start of the Christmas season, even though Walmart had started weeks before. He was...
FAKE NEWS!!!

FAKE NEWS!!!

Bittersweet Wreath $35 Elrod was awakened in his sour bed by the sweet tones of Dolly Parton singing “i can see the sun of a bright new morning, I can see the sun of a bright new day, I can see the sun of a bright new morning, and I know everything’s gonna be okay.”...
Elrod Gets Fired Up

Elrod Gets Fired Up

Portrait of Elrod by Ellen Phillips Elrod was saddened and confused by the death of the Notorious RBG thinking it had been The Notorious BIG who had passed. He was confused, because he thought that Biggie Smalls, the Notorious RBG, had died long before in a shootout...
Trouble in Paradise

Trouble in Paradise

Our heroes socks $15 Lorraine was concerned about the current unrest in Black Mountain. According to her source the town leaders had declared Martial Law and had grown too big for their boots. When the Mayor resigned, the Aldermen chose one of their own to replace...